Pecans Jokes / Recent Jokes

For years Dr. Benson had left his office and gone to Teddy's Bar, where Teddy would fix him a daiquiri laced with crushed pecans. One day, however, Teddy ran out of pecans; instead, he substituted hickory nuts.
Dr. Benson sat down and took a sip under Teddy's watchful eyes; he frowned.
"Say, Teddy, this isn't an almond daiquiri. Just what is it?"
"I can't lie to ya," Teddy said. "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."