Pee-pee Jokes

There where three guys a cowboy a russian and a chinese. Well the chinese was selling cokes then the russian guy comes up and buys one and drinks half of his the chinese guy says " Me chinese me play joke me go pee-pee in your coke" the russian guy goes "yea cool" the cow boy comes up and buys one and drinks half of it. the chinese guy says "me chinese me play joke me go pee-pee in your coke" so the cowboy says " me cowboy me run fast me shoot bullet up your ASS!!!" the chinese guy died from surgery up his ass

theres three guys One Mexican, one Chinese and one cowboy. the Mexican walked into a bar and ordered a coke. He got his coke and sat down, he took a sip and spit it out this taste like sh*t he said. He went 2 the bartender and said wats in this sh*t homes. The bartender said me Chinese me play joke me go pee-pee in your coke! the Mexican said eww and walked out. Then the Chinese guy came in and got a coke took a drink and said this tastes like piss so he went 2 the bartender. The bartender said me Chinese me play joke me go pee-pee in your coke! The Chinese guy walked out. The cowboy did the same thing and when The bartender said me Chinese me play joke me go pee-pee in your coke, the cowboy said Me cowboy me run fast, me shoot bullets up your ass!

There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church to find a woman. He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her home. When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks "What's this?" She replies "A cock." He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough.
A couple of weeks later he meets another gal and soon takes her home. Again, he pulls out his manhood and asks the question. She replies "A cock". He is pissed because she seemed more pure than the first but oh well.
A couple of weeks later he meets a gal who seems real pure. She won't go home with him for a long time but eventually he gets her to his house. He whips it out and asks, "What is this?" She giggles and says "A pee-pee" He thinks to himself that he has finally found his woman.
They get married but after several months every time she sees his member she giggles and says "That's your pee-pee." He finally breaks down and says more...