"Coke Joke" joke
There where three guys a cowboy a russian and a chinese. Well the chinese was selling cokes then the russian guy comes up and buys one and drinks half of his the chinese guy says " Me chinese me play joke me go pee-pee in your coke" the russian guy goes "yea cool" the cow boy comes up and buys one and drinks half of it. the chinese guy says "me chinese me play joke me go pee-pee in your coke" so the cowboy says " me cowboy me run fast me shoot bullet up your ASS!!!" the chinese guy died from surgery up his ass
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
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(Un deux trois quatre cinq)
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.