Peers Jokes

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers."The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked."Theyre people just like you your equals.""Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I dont want to be tried by a bunch of thieves."

A MAN up in court for stealing a car was told by the judge that he could either have the case tried by him alone or before a jury of his peers.
'What's peers?' asked the defendant, suspiciously.
'Peers are your equals explained the judge.' They are men of your own class - your own kind.'
'You try this case by yourself, Judge said the prisoner.' I don't want to be tried by no bunch of car thieves!'

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers."
The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked.
"They`re people just like you “ your equals."
"Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don`t want to be tried by a bunch of thieves."

1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.
(He was caught cheating on a test).2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
(The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes).3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.
(He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met).4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating that high expectations don't intimidate her.
(The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all term).5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.
(The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away).6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.
(Your son needs to stop socializing and start working).7. Your daughter's greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions.
(Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time I explain an assignment she creates a class argument).8. more...

Little Johnny was sitting in class with his fellow peers. The teacher of the class asked for a volunteer to say a full sentence about their parents. When no one raised their hand, the teacher called on Little Johnny to say the full sentence. He replied with "Hummm... Well... My Dad eats light bulbs." The teacher looked at Johnny strangely and said "Oh no, Johnny, your dad doesn't eat light bulbs, that's absurd" Johnny argued back, "Yeah huh, last night daddy said to mommy,' oh honey, turn off that lamp and let me eat that thing'"