Peice Jokes / Recent Jokes

Once there was a kid who found a peice of chocolate.He thought it looked kind of round.The next morning he went back to peice of chocolate.He thought if he should eat it or not.So he stuck his finger on it and tasted it.He barfed in 5 seconds.He found out it was...
...POOP!

there were three girs a brunett head a blonde and a red head and they were on a trip to the desert and they were all aloud to bring 1 item so the red head brang a water bottle the brunettrang a peice of bread and the blonde head brang a car door so the brunett asked the red head why did you bring a water bottle and she said just in case i get hungry and then the red head asked why did uyuo bring a peice of bread and she said just in case i get hungry and then the red head asked the blonde why did you bring a car door and she said so when i get hot i can rolll down the window!