Penguins Jokes / Recent Jokes
Who's a penguins favouite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica
What's a penguins favourite salad?
iceburg lettuce
How do penguins drink?
out of beak-ers
What did the sea say to the iceburg?
Nothing, it just waved
why dont polar bears eat penguins? because they cant take the wrapper off
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says OK, and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies: "I did. . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"
A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins sticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn`t want a ticket he`d better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised hewould and drove off.The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins - only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses! The cop pulled the guy over and said, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!""I did" said the guy, "Today I`m taking them to the beach!"
Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A. Because they haven?t got any pockets.
Q: Why don?t you see Penguins in Britain?
A. Because they?re afraid of Wales.