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A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very hesitant about describing her problem. Eventually, the doctor manages to discover that she thinks she may be sexually perverted."What sort of perversion are you talking about?" asks the doctor."Well," said the woman, "I like to be... Ohh... Ah... Ummm... I'm sorry doctor, but I'm too ashamed to talk about it.""Come, come, my dear. I'm a doctor you know; I've been trained to understand these problems. So what's the matter...?"So the woman again tried to explain, but got so embarrassed that she just turned bright red and looked as though she might faint. It was then the doctor had a bright idea."Look," he said, "I'm a bit of a pervert myself. So if you show me what your perversion is, I'll show you what mine is. Okay? Is it a deal?"The woman considered the offer and after a short while agreed that it was a fair request. So after a more...
whats the difference between a pervert and a pick pocket?
One watches snatches the other snatches watches.
Q:Why did the pervert cross the road?
A:He had his dick stuck in a chicken!
Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck to the chicken.
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very hesitant about describing her problem. Eventually, the doctor manages to discover that she thinks she may be sexually perverted." What sort of perversion are you talking about?" asks the doctor." Well," said the woman, "I like to be... Ohh... Ah... Ummm... I'm sorry doctor, but I'm too ashamed to talk about it." "Come, come, my dear. I'm a doctor you know; I've been trained to understand these problems. So what's the matter...?" So the woman again tried to explain, but got so embarrassed that she just turned bright red and looked as though she might faint. It was then the doctor had a bright idea." Look," he said, "I'm a bit of a pervert myself. So if you show me what your perversion is, I'll show you what mine is. Okay? Is it a deal?" The woman considered the offer and after a short while agreed that it was a fair request. So more...
A pervert and a gay guy are together in a jail cell. After many years in the slammer, the pervert says: "I want to have sex with a rooster!!" The gay guy says: "Cockadoodledooo!"
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he shows the patient a circle with a dot inside it and asks, "What do you see?"
The patient replies, "Two people are having sex in the middle of a circular room."
The psychiatrist shows the patient another picture of a square with a dot inside it and asks, "What do you see?"
Patient answers, "Two people are having sex in a square room."
The psychiatrist shows the patient one more picture of a triangle with a dot outside it and asks, "What do you see now?"
Patient replies, "Doctor, are you some kind of pervert?!?"