Assure Jokes

Subject: Additional Training

It is now and always has been the policy of this Company to assure its
employees that they are well trained. Through our Special High Intensity
Training program (SHIT), we have given our employees more SHIT than any
other company in the area.

If any employee feels that he or she could advance to another position by
taking more SHIT, see your supervisor.

Our management people are specially trained to assure that you will get all
the SHIT you can handle.

Any individual who feels he or she has not received sufficient Special High
Intensity Training, tell your supervisor, she he can put you at the top of
the SHIT list.
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In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained, through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S. H. I. T.). We are trying to give our employees more S. H. I. T. than anyone else does. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S. H. I. T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S. H. I. T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle. Employees who do not take their S. H. I. T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D. E. E. P. S. H. I. T.). Those who fail to take D. E. E. P. S. H. I. T.
seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E. A. T. S. H. I. T.). Since your managers took S. H. I. T. before they were promoted, they do not have to do S. H. I. T. anymore, because they are full of S. H. I. T. already. If you are full of S. H. more...