Kinky Jokes

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

Subject: Additional Training

It is now and always has been the policy of this Company to assure its
employees that they are well trained. Through our Special High Intensity
Training program (SHIT), we have given our employees more SHIT than any
other company in the area.

If any employee feels that he or she could advance to another position by
taking more SHIT, see your supervisor.

Our management people are specially trained to assure that you will get all
the SHIT you can handle.

Any individual who feels he or she has not received sufficient Special High
Intensity Training, tell your supervisor, she he can put you at the top of
the SHIT list.
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What do you call a truck load of vibrators?
- Toys for twats.

What is red and has seven dents?
- Snow White's cherry

How can you tell Dolly Parton's more...

What's a Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex? She moves.

What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken

A man and a woman meet in a pub and start to chat. He tells her that he has just got divorced, and when she enquires as to the reason, he explains that he has always had a liking for kinky sex and that his ex-wife found it all a bit unpleasant. The woman replied that she too had recently divorced, and that it was because she also wanted to have kinky sex. The woman then suggests that they adjourn to her house and enjoy a session of kinky sex together. They eagerly hurry round to the woman's house and go into the lounge.
"Stay here," the woman says, "I'll be back in a minute."
The woman goes upstairs. 15 minutes later she comes back into the lounge wearing a rubber suit with metal studs, a leather mask, stiletto-heel boots, and brandishing a large bull-whip.
"Right then," says the man, "I'll be off then."
"Hold on," says the woman, "I thought you wanted have some kinky sex.
"Oh I did," said the man, more...