"Kinky sex" joke
A man and a woman meet in a pub and start to chat. He tells her that he has just got divorced, and when she enquires as to the reason, he explains that he has always had a liking for kinky sex and that his ex-wife found it all a bit unpleasant. The woman replied that she too had recently divorced, and that it was because she also wanted to have kinky sex. The woman then suggests that they adjourn to her house and enjoy a session of kinky sex together. They eagerly hurry round to the woman's house and go into the lounge.
"Stay here," the woman says, "I'll be back in a minute."
The woman goes upstairs. 15 minutes later she comes back into the lounge wearing a rubber suit with metal studs, a leather mask, stiletto-heel boots, and brandishing a large bull-whip.
"Right then," says the man, "I'll be off then."
"Hold on," says the woman, "I thought you wanted have some kinky sex.
"Oh I did," said the man, "I've just shat in your handbag"
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