Pfizer Jokes / Recent Jokes
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society. According to company spokesman, Peter Riser, the following drugs are under testing now:
DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of
0.2 percent.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
BUYAGRA - Married more...
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society. According to company spokesman, Peter Riser, the following drugs are under testing now:DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of0.2 percent.PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men more...
Potential Viagra Slogans:
10.' Viagra, The quicker dicker upper'
9.' Viagra, One-a-day, like iron'
8.' Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight'
7.' Viagra, Home of the whopper'
6.' Viagra, It plumps when you take' em'
5.' Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman'
4.' Viagra, Tastes great, more filling'
3.' Viagra, Six inches long... and growing.'
2.' Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to'
. ....and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:
1.' This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?'
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Q. What's the difference betwen an Irish and a Jewish husband?
A. The first buys Viagra; the second buys Pfizer.
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An Oregon resident made enough capital gain on his Pfizer stock to buy himself a new Mercedes Convertable. He then tried to honor the product which had more...