Pharmacist Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there'sno law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, andonce again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest ofthe pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway? So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow himto see where he goes."Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, startscracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow theguy.About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store."Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.The clerk replies "Your house."

Bobby Zimmerman went to the drugstore to purchase an aphrodesiac. Explaining that he had two young ladies coming to visit that night, Bob was delighted when the pharmacist gave him the most powerful love stimulant on the market.
The next day, Bob showed up again at the drugstore and asked the pharmacist if he had anything to soothe raw flesh.
The Pharmacist winked knowingly, "Your penis, sir?"
"No," he replied, "my hand. The girls never showed up."

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob
suggests they go in Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

‘Are you the owner? ’

The pharmacist answers yes.

Says Jacob: ‘We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication? ’

Pharmacist: ‘Of course we do. ’

Jacob: ‘How about medicine for circulation? ’

Pharmacist: ‘All kinds. ’

Jacob: ‘Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? ‘

Pharmacist: ‘Definitely. ’

Jacob: ‘How about Viagra? ’

Pharmacist: ‘Of course. ’

Jacob: ‘Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice? ’

Pharmacist: ‘Yes, a large variety. The works. ’

Jacob: ‘What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease? more...

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course." Jacob: "Medicine for memory?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety." Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."

The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchaseand leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are quite excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter. "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "Many kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacies: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: Hesitates slightly but answers, "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's?"
Pharmacist: more...

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are
all excited about their decision to get married. They go
for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they
pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the
owner?"
.
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
.
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart
medication?"
.
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
.
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
.
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
.
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
.
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
.
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
.
Pharmacist: "Of course."
.
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis,
jaundice?"
.
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
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Jacob: more...