Pher Jokes

Ek mota sa seth ka chhora doosre chhore ke uppar chaddha bethya aur usney dhad dhad chhetan lag raya aur saath mein jor jor sey ron lagryatha. Rah chalde admi ne bujya,
"Re seth chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher rovey kyun hai?"
Seth bolya, "Main is khattar ron lagrya ke jeeb main uthunga to pher ke hovega."

Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, "Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?"
O bolya, "Dilli jagi".
Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se."
Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher."

Ik adhami bus te chard reha aa te aage kurdiya ah jandiya ne
Oh kurdiya nu kehnda ke tusi pehlo chard jo mein badh
vich charda aa
Kurdiya chard jandiya ne te conductor kehnda aa "No
More"
Soch da aa koi gal ney mein agli bus te chard java ga
Dujhi bus aundi aa te pher kurdiya ah jandiya ne, te dubara oh kurdiya nu keh denda aa ke tusi pehlo chard jo, es vari vi conductor kehna aa "No More"
Pher agli bus ley udeekda aa
Jadho chardan laga aa te pher kurdiya ah janiya ne, te conductor pher ak da aa "No More"
Haar ke bandha kehnda aa "Sala morniya nu chardayi janda aa, jadh mor de vari aundi aa te kehnda aa NO MORE"