Pick-up Jokes / Recent Jokes
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.