Pick-up Jokes / Recent Jokes

If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?

Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.

You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!