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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo-of handcuffs.
Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"
Bill said, "Sure."
So Joe takes out a picture.
Bill says, "What are you talking about?
Thats not your aunt!
Thats a picture of a fish!"
Joe says, "Well sure it is... It's my aunt Chovy!"
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.
A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo - of handcuffs.
Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"Bill said, "Sure."So Joe takes out a picture.Bill says, "What are you talking about? Thats not your aunt! Thats a picture of a fish!"Joe says, "Well sure it is... It's my aunt Chovy!"
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticket was included.Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.The police responded with another mailed photo - of handcuffs.
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in comes four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices join in raising the roof, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table rupts. Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the more...
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the firstpicture and asks the man what he sees." A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies. The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man whathe sees." A man and a woman making love in a boat." He holds up the third picture." A man and a woman making love at the beach." This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says hesees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes andsays, "It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex." And the man replies, "Well, you're the one with the dirty pictures."