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There was a man who emmbassy for Visa and he was asked to use green, pink and yellow to form a sentence and he wonderfully said: one day he was in the house and the telephone was greengreen and pink and he said yellow

3 kids in an english class have to think up a sentence that has pink green and yellow so the teacher calls up a mexican kid, a french kid, and a british kid.
the french kid walks up in front of the class and goes " to my sweet girl i give her a yellow daisy and a pick posie with green stems. " then the british kid walks up and goes " my pink mom serves green pancakes when the yellow sun comes up" an finally the mexican kid walks up and goes " the phone goes green green green i pink up de phone and say yellow?"

A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says' 'Now tell me a sentence using all three words.'' The Mexican says' 'I hear de telephona ah greena greena, I pink up de phona and say ah yellow?"

Preeto was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black nighty and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, her mom forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out and could only find a short pink nightie. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.
After the wedding the bride, Preeto and the groom, Banta, enter their hotel room.
Banta was a little self-conscious so he asked his new bride, Preeto to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.
While Preeto was in the bathroom, she opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in there.
She exclaimed, "Oh no! It's short, pink, and wrinkled!"
Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says,? Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail. I bet my rottweiler would beat the heck out of it.? 50 bucks is laid down. Out in the yard the rottweiler gets mauled to pieces. Another drinker says his pit bull will win but the bet is 100 bucks. Another trip to the yard and when it's all over there are bits of pit-bull terrier all over the place. The drinker pays up and says,? Say what breed is that anyway?? The owner says,? Until I cut his tail off and painted it pink it was the same breed as every other alligator.?

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. So he says,' 'Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a holiday.''

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks him how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says it's Kermit Jagger and that it's ok, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he would need to secure some collateral against the loan and asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says' 'Sure, I have this'' and produces a tiny pink elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says:' 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow 30 more...

a frog goes into a bank and and wants to get a loan the bank teller says,"whats your name?" "Kermit jagger" the frog says.
"like mick jagger? she says. yeah hes my dad. well what do you have to give us for security? i have this the frog says and pulls out a pink porceline pig the teller says hold on ill go check this with my boss, so she asks her
boss, whats this? he says well i think its a Knick Knack paddywack give a frog a loan his old mans a rolling stone.