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Two friends are walking their dogs together. One has a Doberman Pinscher and the other one has a chiuauah. They start to walk past this new restraunt that is having its grand opening. The guy with the Doberman asks his friend if he wants to go check it out with him, but the guy with the chiuauah points out that there are no dogs aloud. But the guy with the Doberman says do what I do, puts on a pair of dark glasses and walks in. The manager says, "Look pal there are no dogs allowed" but the guy with the Doberman explains that the Doberman is his seeing eye dog. in awe, the manager replies, "A doberman Pinscher?!" "Of course, they just started using them, and they protect me from muggers"
"Okay come on in" says the manager.
The guy with the chiuahuah sees this and puts on a pair of dark glasses and walks in. the manager agaian states that there are no dogs allowed. So the guy explains that this is his seeing eye dog. The manager questions more...

There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinschersays to the guy with a Chihuahua,' Let's go over tothat restaurant and get something to eat.' The guy with the Chihuahua says,' We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us.' The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says,' Just follow my lead.' They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the DobermanPinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walkin. A guy at the door says,' Sorry, mac, no pets allowed.' The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says,' You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.' The guy at the door says,' A Doberman Pinscher?' He says,' Yes, they're using them now, they're very good.' The guy at the door says,' Come on in.' The guy with the Chihuahua figures,' What the hell,' so he putson a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The guy at the door says,' Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.' The guy with the Chihuahua says,' You don't understand. This ismy more...

Seeing Eye Dogs
There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua.
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua,
"Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got
dogs with us."
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead." They
walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts
on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in.
A guy at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand. This
is my seeing-eye dog."
The guy at the door says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"
He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good."
The guy at the door says, "Come on in."
The guy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," more...

There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead."They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye-dog."The bouncer says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"
He answers, "Yes, they're using them now; they're very good and protect me from robbers, too."The man at the door says, "Come on in."The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts more...

There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinschersays to the guy with a Chihuahua, ‘Let’s go over tothat restaurant and get something to eat. ’ The guy with the Chihuahua says, ‘We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us. ’
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, ‘Just follow my lead. ’ They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the DobermanPinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walkin. A guy at the door says, ‘Sorry, mac, no pets allowed. ’ The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, ‘You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog. ’ The guy at the door says, ‘A Doberman Pinscher? ’ He says, ‘Yes, they’re using them now, they’re very good. ’
The guy at the door says, ‘Come on in. ’ The guy with the Chihuahua figures, ‘What the hell, ’ so he putson a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The guy at the door says, ‘Sorry, pal, no pets allowed. more...