"Pet Owners" joke
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinschersays to the guy with a Chihuahua, ‘Let’s go over tothat restaurant and get something to eat. ’ The guy with the Chihuahua says, ‘We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us. ’
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, ‘Just follow my lead. ’ They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the DobermanPinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walkin. A guy at the door says, ‘Sorry, mac, no pets allowed. ’ The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, ‘You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog. ’ The guy at the door says, ‘A Doberman Pinscher? ’ He says, ‘Yes, they’re using them now, they’re very good. ’
The guy at the door says, ‘Come on in. ’ The guy with the Chihuahua figures, ‘What the hell, ’ so he putson a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The guy at the door says, ‘Sorry, pal, no pets allowed. ’ The guy with the Chihuahua says, ‘You don’t understand. This ismy seeing-eye dog. ’
The guy at the door says, ‘A Chihuahua? ’ The guy with the Chihuahua says, ‘You mean they gave me a Chihuahua? ’
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