Pirate Jokes / Recent Jokes

Did you hear about the pirate`s parrot that fell in love with a duck? The bird kept saying, "Polly wants a quacker".

Why couldn`t the young pirate see the R-rated movie? There was no parrot-al guidance.

Who`s the pirate`s favorite actress? Diane Cannon.

What`s the pirate`s favorite restaurant? Trick question because it`s either Jolly Roger or Long John Silver`s.

How could the pirate acquire the ship so cheaply? Because it was on sail.

Why did the pirate not learn how to bowl? He had a severe hook.

What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes? A dozen pirates.