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A captain of a pirate ship is overlooking the ocean when he sees another pirate ship coming twards them.
He tells his young assistant
" Hurry go downstairs and get my red shirt"
So he does.
Then the two ships begin to fight, and they won.
The next day they see another ship, and the captain tell his assistant " Hurry go get my red shirt"
so he did
And they fought and won again
Finally the young assistant asks " why is it that every time we go to battle you ask for your red shirt".
The captain replies" So if I get injured in battle the crew wont see and they wont worry about me, they will just keep fighting, i just dont wanna show weekness.
So they assistant was like okay.
The next day the assistant runs up the stairs yelling "captain, captain hurry you've got to see this"
So the Captain runs outside and looks around. more...
What`s a pirate`s favorite companion? Hooker.
How does a pirate, wearing a patch, say "yes" to the leader? Eye Eye, Captain.
What do you have to watch for when sitting down on a wooden toilet? Long john slivers.
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.""Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off.""Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate."You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were
in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic,
the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"
The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the
captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party.
Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were
repelled.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels
sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm
as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was
on, however, the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding
parties, although this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting
the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and more...