Pitcher Jokes / Recent Jokes

President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Clinton's ear.
All of a sudden Clinton looks at Hillary and yells, "Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!".
She looks surprised but leaves.
The pitcher looks at Clinton and says, "No, I said to throw out the first PITCH!"

Washington Nationals pitcher Stephen Strasburg recently got married. Which will be the last time he'll ever get a ring.

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!

A little boy walked out into a field saying,' I'm the greatest hitter in the world!'

He tossed up the ball, swung at it, and missed. The boy yelled,' Strike one!'

Then he tossed the ball a second time and missed,' Strike Two!'

The boy checked his bat, concentrated very hard, tossed up his ball and missed again.

Then the boy said,' Boy, I'm the greatest pitcher in the world!

There are TWO teams, with eleven players each (instead of nine as in baseball).

Instead of four bases, there are only two; in the middle of the field, sixty-six feet apart... all running is between the two bases... the ball can be hit in front, OR behind... or, in ANY direction.

Instead of rotating batting for nine innings each, EACH team does all its batting in a SINGLE inning.

The team scoring more runs wins the game.



[NOTE: Unlike baseball, where a pitcher rests every 10 or so pitches when the BATTING rotates, cricket pitchers rest every 6 pitches as their PITCHING rotates.]


The fielding team works with TWO pitchers at the same time.

The first pitcher throws from one base to the other. After six throws, the catcher moves around behind the first pitcher's base, pitcher #2 takes over. He makes six throws in the opposite direction (i. e. towards the starting pitcher's base). The two pitchers keep more...