Pizza Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why does a Gynocologist and a Pizza Delivery Guy have in common???......They can both smell it, but they CANT eat it!!!!
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
One day after work, a blonde walked into a pizza parlor and ordered a small personal pizza. When it was finished, the waiter asked the blonde if she wanted it cut into four pieces or eight.The blonde thought a bit and then finally said "Better make it four, I'd never be able to eat eight."
My intrest are Sports, Pizza, and Women (in that exact order)......its obvious why women come 3rd to me. Some body gotta clean up the pizza boxes and turn off the TV after the game
One day after work, the blonde walked into a pizza parlor and ordered a small personal pizza. When it was ready, the waiter asked if she wanted it cut into four pieces or eight.
"Better make it four," she said. "I'd never be able to eat eight."
A guy ordered a pizza, and Luigi behind the counter asked him if he wanted his pizza in 4 slices or 8.
"Better make it four,' cause I really can't finish 8 slices."