Pizza Jokes / Recent Jokes
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Uh huh... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came
Just us eatin' all alone
You said, Take the pizza home
No sense lettin' all this go to waste
So then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no
I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But more...
* Trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: Don’t sleep with a drip call your plumber. * Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one Weak. * At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout. * Door of a plastic surgeons office: Hello, can we pick your nose? * Sign at the psychic’s Hotline: Don’t call us, we’ll call you. * At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
A man and his girlfriend were sitting in the backseat of his car, having some fun and things started to get hott and heavy. The man told the girl he wanted to finger her, but she said she was on her period and would be too embarrassed. It took some convincing, but finally she gave in. So he was goin at it when a policeman stuck his head through the open window and said "Whats going on in here?" The man quickly rubbed his finger around his lips and replied "Eatin Pizza!"
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if theres any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him hes in luck; theres a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza. Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, What the heck did you put on this pizza? The delivery man bows deeply and says, We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place to get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck, there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza. Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza.
The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the deliveryman, "What the hell did you put on this pizza?"
The deliveryman bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered:' pepper only'."