"Public message" joke

* Trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: Don’t sleep with a drip call your plumber. * Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one Weak. * At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout. * Door of a plastic surgeons office: Hello, can we pick your nose? * Sign at the psychic’s Hotline: Don’t call us, we’ll call you. * At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

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