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This is very interesting..........(to women) pls take time to ponder.........(to men) enjoy the story.
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom.. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult more...

The teacher asked amda: class. .. pls write me an essay on ticks
amda new so much about ticks
ticks have eight legs, ticks live on dogs, ticks are black, ticls are insects.......
the next day
class pls write about coconut tree
amda replies
"amda didn't know much about coconut trees"
amda: coconut trees grow on land. dogs come and rub against coconut trees. dogs have ticks. ticks have eight legs, ticks live on dogs, ticks are black.....
the following day...
teacher: children p-lease write an essay on cats.
amda didnt know about cats.
amda: cats have four legs. dogs chases cats. dogs have ticks. tick have eight legs, ticks live on dogs, ticks are black.....
everything turns out an essay on ticks.
so the teacher thought hard.
something that cannot turn up an essay on ticks.
the teacher thought for an hour and she came up with the idea to for an essay on fish.
no way is this going to lead to an essay more...