Plucked Jokes

A man was seen walking in a drunkard manner, with anger writ large on his face, wearing a pair of somewhat tight shoes. A Haryanavi passerby who happened to go that way, stopped and asked the man, "From where did you buy such tight shoes?"
"Ae Mister, you had better mind your own business. I've plucked them from a tree! But I wonder what's that to do with you."
"Absolutely nothing. But friend, you made some haste. If you had plucked them two or three months hence they would have definitely fitted your feet well," said the Haryanavi mockingly.