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A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!." The plumber waited for him to finish and then replied... "Neither did I when I was a doctor!"
A plumber was called to woman's apartment in New York
to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to
discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked
babe, and during the course of the afternoon the two became
extremely friendly.
About 5. 30 p. m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom
shenanigans. "That was my husband," she said, "He's on
his way home, but is going back to the office around 8.
Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off."
The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief.
"What? On my own time??"
A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock; no plumber. She concluded he wasn't coming, and went out to do some errands. While she was out, the plumber arrived. He knocked on the door; the lady's parrot, who was at home in a cage by the door, said, "Who is it?"He replied, "It's the plumber."He thought it was the lady who'd said, "Who is it?" and waited for her to come and let him in. When this didn't happen he knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"He said, "It's the plumber!"He waited, and again the lady didn't come to let him in. He knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"He said, "It's the plumber!!!!!!!!"Again he waited; again she didn't come; again he knocked; again the parrot said, "Who is it?"; "Aarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!" he said, flying into a rage; more...
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $
600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber waited for him to finish and then replied... "Neither did I when I was a doctor!"
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $800.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."
A young newly wed couple just moved into their first apartment. The wife had a hurry call and ran into the bathroom and plopped down on the toilet.
You guessed it, the seat was up. She got hopelessly wedged in the bowl and screamed for help from new Hubby. He ran in and tried in vain to pull her out.
He said, "I'll have to call a plumber."
She said, "You can't let the plumber see me like this."
So, Hubby finds an old hat and puts it on her lap.
The plumber arrives and surveys the situation.
He turns to the husband and says, "I think I can get her out, but I think that other poor bastard drowned."
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called the plumber.
The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, repaired the pipe,
and handed the doctor a bill for six hundred dollars.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even
make that much as a doctor!"
"Yeah," the plumber replied philosophically, "neither did
I when I was a doctor."