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A woman owned a parrot that could say only one thing “ "Who is it?" For years and years she had been trying to teach it to extend its vocabulary, but it resolutely refused to utter anything other than "Who is it?"
One day she had sent for the plumber, and as she had to go out shopping she arranged for him to find the key under the mat outside the front door. The plumber duly arrived, found the key, let himself in and set to work. Naturally the parrot, hearing someone in the house with an unfamiliar tread, decided to give a recital. "Who is it?" called the parrot. The plumber!" called the workman. Hearing a strange voice the parrot again decided to utter his one and only phrase. "Who is it?"
"The plumber!" came the response.
The parrot was not satisfied “ he wanted to see who the stranger was. "Who is it? He called again, and again the plumber yelled out "It`s the plumber!" Again and again the bird more...

A lady answered her front door to find a plumber stranding there. "I'm here to fix the leaky pipe," he announced.

"I didn't call a plumber," said the lady.

"What?" huffed the plumber. "Aren't you Mrs. Snyder?"

"The Snyders moved out of this house a year ago," explained the lady.

"How do you like that," grunted the plumber. "They call you up and tell you it's an emergency and then they move away!"

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Santa and his wife lives in a small house in Chandigarh. One day Santa's wife, Jeeto, asks Santa to fix a cupboard door, since one of the hinges was broken.
His reply was "Do I look like a carpenter? I'm a Photographer, not a carpenter. Get a carpenter to fix the door".
A few days later, Jeeto asks him to fix a dripping tap.
Again Santa replies "Do I look like a plumber? I'm a photographer, not a plumber. Get a plumber to fix the tap".
A week later, Santa notices that both the tap and the door have been fixed, so he asks Jeeto who fixed it.
She replied "I met a handyman in town, and he offered to fix the door and the tap if I either bake him a cake or have sex with him".
Santa asked "So what kind of cake did you bake?
Jeeto replied "Do I look like a baker?"...

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."The plumber waited for him to finish and then replied... "Neither did I when I was a doctor!"

A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock; no plumber.
She concluded he wasn't coming, and went out to do some errands. While she was out, the plumber arrived.
He knocked on the door; the lady's parrot, who was at home in a cage by the door, said, "Who is it?"
He replied, "It's the plumber."
He thought it was the lady who'd said, "Who is it?" and waited for her to come and let him in. When this didn't happen he knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"
He said, "It's the plumber!"
He waited, and again the lady didn't come to let him in. He knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"
He said, "It's the plumber!!!"
Again he waited; again she didn't come; again he knocked; again the parrot said, "Who is it?"; more...

Question: What do you call the sight of a plumber under the sink with his pants creeping down, exposing his crack?
Answer: Redneck Cleavage.