Plutonium Jokes

North Korea has started reprocessing spent fuel rods to make weapons-grade plutonium. The country stated that unlike their recent failed rocket launch, they will not look foolish this time. An embarrassed N. Korea warned they now have the technology to re-launch their rocket, by using the plutonium to fuel a time traveling DeLorean.

The following paper is taken from The Journal of Irreproducible Results, Volume 25
Number 4/1979. P. O. Box 234 Chicago Heights, Illinois 60411
1. INTRODUCTION
Worldwide controversy has been generated recently from several court decisions in the United
States which have restricted popular magazines from printing articles which describe how to make
an atomic bomb. The reason usually given by the courts is that national security would be
compromised if such information were generally available. But, since it is commonly known that
all of the information is publicly available in most major metropolitan libraries, obviously the
court's officially stated position is covering up a more important factor; namely, that such
atomic devices would prove too difficult for the average citizen to construct. The United States
courts cannot afford to insult the vast majorities by insinuating that they do not have the
intelligence of a cabbage, and more...