Poetic Jokes

Sardarji is at a feast arranged by the queen of england. One of the dignitaries present requests the queen, "pass the wine you devine! ".
Sardarji thinks to himself - "how poetic! ".
Sardar also wants to say a rhyming sentence. He tells the british ambassador sitting next to him, "pass the custard you bastard".

My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well, this sounds good to me. It would be true poetic justice:

Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.

Then we return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.