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My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well, this sounds good to me. It would be true poetic justice:

Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.

Then we return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

Sardarji is at a feast arranged by the queen of england. One of the dignitaries present requests the queen, "pass the wine you devine! ".
Sardarji thinks to himself - "how poetic! ".
Sardar also wants to say a rhyming sentence. He tells the british ambassador sitting next to him, "pass the custard you bastard".