Polak Jokes / Recent Jokes

Did you hear about the Polak that won a gold medal in the Olympics? He had it bronzed.

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck.Q: How do you know if an Italian is there? A: He bet on the duck.Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there? A: The duck wins.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job. Nyah, nyah, nyah."The Polak answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny. Nyah, nyah, nyah-I wasn't even home last night!"

What do you call a Polak with a 175 I.Q.? A village.

Q: What happens when a Polak doesnt pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".

Did you hear about the Polak that was asked to be a Jehovah`s Witness? He said he didn`t see the accident.