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Teacher: Polly How Can U Tell Yhe World Is Round? Polly: I Never Said It Was, Miss

A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank during WWII. He was a reporter and battlefield artist attached to the military. His name was Wally Woodword and whenever there was any battlefield action Wally would make quick sketches on the front lines which he would later turn into proper drawings from which he wrote his reports.Now, Polly and her friend Susan worked for the Ministry of Defense as did many young English women and the department they worked in was one that allowed them to know a lot of interesting information - including the exact date of the Normandy Invasion.The day before the invasion Polly was telling Susan that she planned to spirit her reporter boyfriend away next day and take him on a picnic out in the country."But, you can't do that," Susan replied. "Why not?" Her friend asked."Polly, Wally doodles all D-Day!"

A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank during WWII. He was a reporter and battlefield artist attached to the military. His name was Wally Woodword and whenever there was any battlefield action Wally would make quick sketches on the front lines which he would later turn into proper drawings from which he wrote his reports. Now, Polly and her friend Susan worked for the Ministry of Defense as did many young English women and the department they worked in was one that allowed them to know a lot of interesting information - including the exact date of the Normandy Invasion. The day before the invasion Polly was telling Susan that she planned to spirit her reporter boyfriend away next day and take him on a picnic out in the country." But, you can't do that," Susan replied. "Why not?" Her friend asked." Polly, Wally doodles all D-Day!"

This pirate had a parrot and all it every said was "Polly wanna cracker." One day the parrot was sitting on the pirate's shoulder and it kept saying "Polly wanna cracker, Polly wanna cracker."
The pirate said, "This is your warning. If you don't shut up, I'm goin to flush you."
The parrot said, "Polly wanna cracker, Polly wannna cracker."
The pirate said, "That's you being flushed." So the pirate flushes the parrot and the parrot sings "Floating down the river on a Hershey Bar."