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there is three soliders and they all want to go home. so the capitin says who ever can bring back the most ping pong balls wins and gets to go home. so the first solider goes out for about 1 hour and comes back with a wheel barrow full of ping pong balls. so the capitin says good job solider. the second solider goes out and is gone for 8 hours and comes back with a diesl trailer full of ping pong balls. capitin says great job solider. so the third solider leaves and comes back 30 minutes later bruised and beat up and bleeding and he has a sack over his sholder.
Capitin goes where are your ping pong balls!!
Solider goes ping pong balls i thought you said king kongs balls!!!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ping Pong!
Ping Pong who?
Ping Pong! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ping Pong!
Ping Pong who?
Ping Pong the witch is dead....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ping Pong!
Ping Pong who?
Ping Pong the witch is dead....!

One day, a man held a contest. The winner would be who could get the most ping pong balls in one day.
The first man comes back with 100.
The second man comes back with 110.
The third man comes back with a whole ton of bruises. The men ask him why he didn't collect any ping pong balls and why he was bruised. He said,
"Ping pong balls? I thought he said King Kong's balls!

There were three guys and there was anoyher guy the guy
said I want you to find the biggest ping pong balls, the first
guy came back with a ball no bigger than a tennis ball.
The second guy comes back with a ball no bigger than a
football. The third guy comes back with a ball bigger
than a boulder The guy said were did you get that Oh I got it
from king kong The guy said I said ping pong balls not king
kongs balls