Potatos Jokes

There is a blonde a brunette and a red head and they are being chased by cops. Well they decide to run into an alley.
The brunette jumps into a trash can, the red head jumps into a dumpster and the blonde jumps into a sack of potatos.
The cops run down the alley and notice that nobody is around. One cop kicks the trash can and the brunette says "Meow". Another cop kicks the dumpster and the red head says "Woof". Another cop kicks the sack of Potatos and the blonde says "POTATOS".

A blone, a brunette, and a red head, were running from the cops so they run into this barn they see three potato sacks sitting on the ground so they each jump in one. then the cops come running in to the barn after them, and they see the sacks sitting there so they hit the first one with their knight stick it was the brunette she said "woof" so they would think it was a dog. the cops hit the next one it was the redhead "meow" the cops thought it was a cat. the proceded to the third one it was the blnde and she yelled "potatos"

Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos. - In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov. - Absolutely, answered the sergeant. And you are its latest model.

Blind Man One day a blind man came into a restaruant. A waiter came to him and asked "Would you like a menu, sir?".
The man said "No thanks but if you bring me a dirty fork I'll tell you what I want."
So the waiter brings him a dirty fork and the blind man sniffs it. Then he said "bring me the meatloaf and mashed potatos". So the waiter brings him meatloaf and mashed potatos.
The next day the same blind guy comes in. The waiter doesn't recognize him and asks if he would like a menu. The blind man says, "No but if you bring me a dirty fork I'll tell you what I want."
So the waiter brings him a dirty fork. The man sniffs it and says "I'd like the lasagna with extra cheese please". So the waiter brings him the lasagna.
The next day the blind man comes in and the waiter recognizes him. The waiter says "Let me guess you want a dirty fork, right?"and the blind man says "Yes I would.".
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a blonde, bruenett, and redhads robe a store the police are right behind them they see 3 potato barels and jump in them the first polece man kicks the brunetts barel and she pures like a cat the second cop kicks the redhads barle and she barks like a dog the thered cop kicks the blondes barel and she yells potatos.