Ivanov Jokes

A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. "You've been billing us for weekly house calls to Mr. Ivanov for the last six months. Haven't you noticed that Mr. Ivanov has passed away?" "Sure I noticed! He was my favorite patient, I visit him at cemetery."

Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos. - In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov. - Absolutely, answered the sergeant. And you are its latest model.

A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. "You've been billing us for weekly house calls to Mr.Ivanov for the last six months. Haven't you noticed that Mr.Ivanov has passed away?"
"Sure I noticed! He was my favorite patient, I visit him at cemetery."

A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. "You've been billing us for weekly house calls to Mr.Ivanov for the last six months. Haven't you noticed that Mr.Ivanov has passed away?""Sure I noticed! He was my favorite patient, I visit him at cemetery."