Peel Jokes

Physics Puzzle... Nice one - try to crack it. ....
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.
The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived.
The judge decided to set him free, and the conductor returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time more...

One day santa was going along a road, and suddenly he slipped. He saw that there was a banana peel. Again he started walking, he saw another bana peel on the road... And do u know, what he started thinking? He thought that. ... Now i will have to slip once again.

Customer: How much is that banana for?

Salesperson: $1. 00

Customer: Can you sell it to me for 60 cents?

Salesperson: At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer: Okay I will buy the banana for 40 cents, but you can keep the peel!

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A1:
10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three... one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
A3: Two... one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? A1:10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties. A2: Three... one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.A3: Two... one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.