Poverty Jokes / Recent Jokes

If
US Poverty Rate Declines Significantly

And
US SAT Scores at Lowest Level

Therefore
Poverty Improves SAT Scores

And, by extension
Top Ramen Builds Brain Cells

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling.
"Only a shilling?" said the Justice, "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury 20 of them."

A new report shows that fewer teens are having babies now, but more teens are living in poverty than before.
Conclusion? Teens need to start having more babies again, so they're not as poor. Babies can obviously be put to work to help the family raise money, or perhaps rented to be put to work by others, or sold outright... A plethora of options exist, but the numbers are clear: teen abstinence causes poverty.