Teens Jokes

Miley Cyrus, the 15-year-old star of the "Hannah Montana" television show, is considered a role model for teens.

My question is, which will come first: being arrested for DUI, getting pregnant, or being photographed without wearing panties?

Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit."She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex."He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he had never. Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse then?"

In a study published in "Pediatrics" magazine, teens who watch pro wrestling are more prone to violent behavior. The behavior, however, is scripted.