Practitioner Jokes / Recent Jokes

The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl. "Now, Mr. Jenkins," the nurse practitioner warned, "you should know that when a man your age marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could get hurt." The old man shrugged, "If she dies, she dies."

What''s the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?

One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.