Prescription Jokes / Recent Jokes

The FDA announced that the morning after pill (Plan B) will be available without a prescription. This is a huge step for Women's rights groups and Fraternity guys.

It also allows me to use the rest of my prescription pad for oxycontin.

Man standing was the pharmacy counter finishing up on his purchase, while the next lady in line keeps coming up to the counter thinking the gentlemen was finished.
Finally, he moves to the side to allow the impatient lady to come to the counter.
She rushes the pharmacist asking "Are you a pharmacist?
He said "Yes I am."
"Will you please tell me something about viagra?" she asked.
The pharmacist said "I would be glad to. Well it a prescription medication used for men who are having sexual problems. Your doctor has to write a prescription for this medication."
He also further states "Its a great medication, I even take it at times."
The lady then interrupts to ask "Can get it over the counter?"
"If I take two."