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The beautiful princess frequently wandered through the woods searching for an enchanted frog who might actually be a handsome prince under a spell. One day she found an exceptionally ugly frog. Picking it up, she asked, "Are you a prince under a spell? If I kiss you, will you turn back into a prince?"

"Yes, I am, " the frog said. "But it's a heck of a spell. It'll probably take a blow job."

Milwaukee Brewers first baseman Prince Fielder helped defeat the St. Louis Cardinals with an infield single. The last time Fielder ran that fast there was an ice cream truck involved.

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
*** POOF ***
Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
*** POOF ***
She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you're sorry you more...

When Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip visited Sri Lanka in the early fifties they were taken to Bopaththalawa farm on tour. There she asked the keeper of a stud bull how many cows it serviced a day. The keeper replied twenty. Then she asked the keeper to tell that to the Prince. The Prince on hearing this told the keeper to tell the Queen that it is not the same bloody cow!

Paraphrased from a comedian on one of the Improv shows -
My wife really loves Prince. The other night in bed, she said, "Make love
like Prince would." And I said, "Sure, honey, is your brother home?"

Saudi Arabian Prince Bandar bin Sultan bin Abdul Aziz is selling his lavish Aspen ranch-asking price-$135 million.
In a statement made through his real-estate agent, overly perky Gail Stevens-a statement that could barely be heard over her Century 21 jacket, "Bandar is selling because he's spending too much time in Saudi Arabia, furiously masturbating to the astronomical price of oil."

NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled that a defendant can't show up for trial wearing fur, bones, goggles and pale green body paint, even if he is from the planet Zambodia.But an attorney for the man who calls himself Prince Mongo wants to make a federal case out of his client's 10-day jail sentence for contempt of court. Slug PM-Prince Mongo. New, may stand. Federal court hearing starts at 1 p.m. EDT.