Principal Jokes / Recent Jokes

The new principal was talking to the teachers.
"Now, listen, my name is Mr. Prenis, with an "R". Please don't forget to spell it out clearly, so that the students dont laugh and such..."
The teachers assure him that they will remember it, and they go out to adress the students.
One of the male teachers steps up to the podium, and speaks into the microphone:
"Welcome, students, to another year at Rearview Elementary. I would like you to welcome your new principal, Mr. Crock..."

Teacher: "Can someone tell me three kinds of triangles? Yes, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "OK, so there's right, isosceles, and you, your husband, and the mailman."
The class laughed.
"OK, young man. Now you're going straight to the principal." said the teacher.
And the principal laughed too.

Little Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so well during the year that the teacher suggested to theprincipal that they gave him an oral exam to make up for the test he missed.
The principal agreed so they called Little Johnny into the office and explained to him what they were going to do.
Then the teacher asked, "Johnny, what does a cow have four of, that I only have two of?"
Little Johnny replied, "Legs."
The teacher asked, "Johnny, what do you have in your pants that I don't have in my pants?"
Little Johnny replied, "Pockets."
The teacher asked, "Johnny, what is the capital of Italy?"
Little Johnny replied. "Rome."
The teacher turned to the principal and asked, "Should we pass him?"
The principal replied, "Better not ask me, I got the first two wrong"

There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied "Happy-Butt". When hearing this, the teacher said, "Go straight to the principal young lady." At that, she went to the principal.

He asked her why she was in the office, and she said "The teacher sent me hear so you can find out my real name." He said "well, what is your name?" she said "My name is Happy-Butt" He said "That's not a name, I'm looking it up in the computer RIGHT NOW!"

So he looks in the computer, and he says "it lists here that your name is Gladys." She said "Exactly, Happy-Butt, Glad-Ass... SAME THING!"

The phone rings in the Principal's office at a school.
"Hello, Rosewood Elementary School," answers the Principal.
"Hello. I'm calling to say Billy won't be able to come to school all next week," the voice replies.
"I see," the Principal says. "Well, what seems to be the problem with him?"
"We're all going on a family vacation," the voice explains. "I hope it's all right."
"I suppose that would be fine," says the Principal. "May I ask who's calling?"
"Sure. This is my father!" the voice replies.

A minister's son was doing very badly in college. The father was very worried and wrote to the principal seeking his advice about the future prospects of his son.
The principal wrote back to the minister:' Dear Sir, I have had your son put through a vocational aptitude test. Our results show that he is best suited for a job in your ministry.'

Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later