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As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off
booksand supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day.
The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox.
Cautiously, he asked the school's long time Custodian, "Do you think it's wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?"
The Custodian looked at him gravely... "We trust them with the children, don't we?" he said.

There once was a little boy named Little Deeper. He was in the 3rd grade and his dad was the principal of his school. One day, he used this to the best of his advantage,...on his teacher.
He walked up to her desk, told her to take her clothes off.She said "
no"
.He said, "
if you don't, I'll tell my dad & he'll fire you"
, so she did.
Next, he walked up to her and told her to get on the desk and dance. She rejected again. He threatened her once again, and she did it.
One last time, he walked up to her desk, told her to f**k him. She screamed "
NO"
. Again, he threatened her again. So,...she gave in and did him.
Right as they started, his dad, the principal, walked in.He started screaming "
LITTLE DEEPER"
, "
LITTLE DEEPER"
, LITTLE DEEPER!!"
His son replied,"
Dad, if I go any deeper, I'll get STUCK!!!"

One Day A Teacher Told It's Claas Not To Come To School The Next Day. 2 Children Of The Class Hoshiyar & America Thought That Lets See What Is So Special Tom. That Teacher Is Not Letting Us Come To School. Both Of Them Came To School The Next Day. Hoshiyar Hid In The Classroom And America Hid In The Bathroom. The Principal Came In The Classroom And Said' 'Is Class Main Sabse Zyada Hoshiyar Kaun Hai''. Hoshiyar Came Out And Said Main Hoo. The Principal Said That Ok, Then Tell Me Where Is America? Hoshiyar Said In The Bathroom.

Raj(Returning From School): Whoo! I Had A Tough Day At The Office Today!
Teacher: Office?
Raj: Yeah! The Principal's Office!

The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly.
An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize, and was
writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all human kind.
Please forward it to anyone you know who might need a lift today!
"Dear Safety Harbor Middle School,
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior
Citizens Luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged.
All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to
know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old, forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but before I received
one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of
pieces. It was awful and she was in more...

One day, Bob's class was assigned to write down everything they heard at home.
When Bob got home, he heard his mom and dad fighting.
"Shut up" he heard his dad say.
Bob wrote that down.
Next he went to his sister's room. She was chatting on-line. It just so happened that she said everything she typed. "Duh!" Bob heard her saying.
Bob wrote that down.
After that, he went to the living room were he heard his little brother saying, "Super Man!"
Bob wrote that down.
Last, he went near the bathroom were his grandpa was singing, "Every day, the whole day, in the bathroom."
Bob wrote that down.
~~~
The next day at school, The teacher asked Bob, "What did you write, Bob?"
Bob answered, "Shut up!"
"Excuse me, but do you want to go to the Principal's office?"
"Duh!" was Bob's reply.
At the principal's office he asked Bob, "What's your more...

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I`m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I`m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!"
The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal`s office.
While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. The teacher agreed.
Johnny was brought in and the conditions are explained to him and he agrees to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Johnny: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Johnny: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know.
The principal more...