Professer Jokes / Recent Jokes

A college "boy" and his girlfriend went out the night before their major exams. Both of them were totally pissed out of their minds when
they got back home. The next day they were so hungover they
missed most of their class. When they finally showed up, their was only 15 min. left in class before papers had to be turned in. They told the professer that their car's tire popped and they couldn't flag down a ride. The professer "uh huhed" with sympathy and told them they could write the exam the next day. The next day they came in and were sent into different rooms. The cover of the test said, "this will determine all I need to know". They opened the test and saw there was only one question. "Which tire was it?"

A professer was teaching class when this male student walks in late. The teacher says "Where were you?" the student answers on Blueberry Hill. A second male student walks in and the professer says "Where were you?" The student says Bluebberry Hill. and the third male student walks in and the professer asks the same thing and he says Blueberry Hill.A female student walks in late and the proffesser said "let me guess you were on Blue Berry Hill." she said no I am Blue Berry Hill!!!"