Promises Jokes

Broken promises don't bother me at all. I just wonder why they keep believing me.

President Clinton has publicly admitted that he cannot keep one of his Campaign Promises. He had promised to support Unionizing of the Secret Service. The exact amount of campaign contributions involved in exchange for this promise is unclear at this time. Now the Prez says he cannot deliver and they're actually picketing the White House.

This makes no sense at all.

Q: WHAT IS THE JOB OF THE SECRET SERVICE??
A: Hang around with the President and make sure nothing happens.

Sounds like a Union job to me....

First wife: Has your husband lived up to the promises he made to you before marriage?

Second wife: Just one.

First wife: Which one?

Second wife: He said he wasn't good enough for me.

This past Election Day, as usual, I didn’t vote. Voting isn’t a system that works. The majority of people are idiots, and in voting, the majority of people are right. Politicians learn early on that they have to lie, make false promises, and hide their real agendas to get the majority of voters, who don’t know what they are talking about, to vote them into office. I don’t really blame them, as that is the position they are put in to succeed. It just makes it impossible to tell who’s corrupt, and who’s trying to help. They all have to lie to some extent. If the good one’s don’t lie, they’ll lose to the bad one’s who do because people are voting based on campaign promises that sound good. If a politician stood there and was realistic with everyone about what they think could be done, he wouldn’t sound very exciting. When have we had a candidate that came anywhere close to delivering what they promised in their campaign? Has that ever happened? Take Obama for more...

Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing."His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is 'That Bob Vila guy.'Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island nullified by the fact that no one really cares.Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, "The state or the DC thingie?"At the debates, answers every question with a snarled, "You wanna wrestle?!?"Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, "I win!"On the very first question of the debate, he attempts to use a Lifeline.