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    Divorcing A Geek

    She was young, she was beautiful, she was married - and she was with her lawyers seeking a divorce. "What are the grounds?" said the lawyer. "Well, after a year of marriage, I'm still a virgin," she replied. Looking at her, the lawyer found that hard to understand. "What are the circumstances?" he asked. "Well," she said, "I'm married to an IBM salesman. He's a good provider, works hard, works late." This did not seem a promising start and the lawyer indicated accordingly. "But," she continued, "every evening when he comes home he sits at the end of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be - and then he falls asleep." "What are the grounds?" said the lawyer. "Well, after a year of marriage, I'm still a virgin," she replied. Looking at her, the lawyer found that hard to understand. "What are the circumstances?" he asked. "Well," she said, "I'm married to an IBM more...

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    NASA Experiments

    Editor's Note: It's dry parody. You gotta really like sci-fi to enjoy this one...

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    Experiment 8 Postflight Summary
    NASA publication 14-307-1792
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    ABSTRACT

    The purpose of this experiment was to prepare for the expected participation in long-term space based research by husband-wife teams once the US space station is in place. To this end, the investigators explored a number of possible approaches to continued marital relations in the zero-G orbital environment provided by the XXXXXX shuttle mission.

    Our primary conclusion is that satisfactory marital relations are within the realm of possibility in zero-G, but that many couples would have difficulty getting used to the approaches we found to be most satisfactory.

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    INTRODUCTION

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    The promising PhD candidate

    A promising PhD candidate was presenting his thesis at his final
    examination. He proceeded with a derivation and ended up with
    something like:
    F = -MA
    He was embarrassed, his supervising professor was embarrassed, and the
    rest of the committee was embarrassed. The student coughed nervously
    and said "I seem to have made a slight error back there somewhere."
    One of the mathematicians on the committee replied dryly, "Either that
    or an odd number of them!"

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