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A man is driving down a deserted highway when he notices a sign that reads...
SISTERS OF ANGELICA HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES
Thinking it must be a figment of his imagination, he drives on without giving it a second thought. Soon, he sees a second sign which reads...
SISTERS OF ANGELICA HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
Now realizing that these signs are for real, he drives on and passes a third sign...
SISTERS OF ANGELICA HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT LEFT
Curiousity getting the best of him, he pulls into the driveway. Beside the parking lot is a sombre stone building with a sign on the door that reads SISTERS OF ANGELICA. He climbs the stairs, rings the bell, and the door is answered by a nun in a long, black habit. "What may we do for you, my son?" she asks.
"I noticed your signs along the highway and am interested in possibly doing some business," he replies. "Very well," says the nun. "Follow me."
She leads him more...
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices
a sign out of the corner of his eye... It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without
a second thought... Soon he sees another sign, which says:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for
real... Then he drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the
drive... On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a
small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested more...
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices
a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says, "SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE
OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES." He thinks it was just a figment of his
imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees
another sign which says, "SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5
MILES," and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives
past a third sign saying, "SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT
RIGHT," his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the
drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a
small sign next to the door reading, "SISTERS OF MERCY." He climbs the
steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black
habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers, "I saw your
signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly more...
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.
He thinks it is just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES and realizes that these signs are for real.
When he drives past a third sign saying SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT, his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a beautiful nun in a black habit who says, "I know what you are here for, my son. Please follow me."
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man, "Please knock on this more...
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES.
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES and realizes that these signs are for real.
When he drives past a third sign saying SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT, his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks "What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
He is led more...
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying "Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 10 miles"
Thinking it is some sort of joke, he pays no attention, until he sees a similar sign reading "Sister's of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 5 miles."
Still unsure, he drives on, until spotting a third sign saying "Sister's of Mercy, House of Prostitution, next exit". His curiosity getting the better of him, he takes the exit and parks his car outside the convent.
He knocks on the door, and tells the nun who answers "I saw your signs on the highway, are they for real?"
The nun answers "Yes", and tells him to give her $50 and follow her to a room.
He enters a room, and a second nun requests $50, and leads him to a door. Once he opnes the door, he is quickly shoved outside by the nun.
He finds himself behind the convent, where he sees the final sign, "Thank you for you contributions, you have just more...
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying ", House of Prostitution, 10 miles" Thinking it is some sort of joke, he pays no attention, until he sees a similar sign reading "Sister's of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 5 miles." Still unsure, he drives on, until spotting a third sign saying "Sister's of Mercy, House of Prostitution, next exit". His curiosity getting the better of him, he takes the exit and parks his car outside the convent. He knocks on the door, and tells the nun who answers "I saw your signs on the highway, are they for real?" The nun answers "Yes", and tells him to give her $50 and follow her to a room. He enters a room, and a second nun requests $50, and leads him to a door. Once he opnes the door, he is quickly shoved outside by the nun. He finds himself behind the convent, where he sees the final sign, "Thank you for you contributions, you have just been screwed by the. "