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Q. Once Santa Had A Blank Sheet Of Paper. He Required Another Blank Paper. What He Did To Have It? Ans. He Had A Photcopy Of That Blank Paper.

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai

Santa wins 20 cr from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. The Dealer gives him 11 cr after deducting taxes.

Angry Santa: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!"

Once Sontu Thought Of Going America To Learn Knowledge. After He Reached There He Called A Taxi Driver. When The Taxi Driver Asked Him Where To Go He Told,"Take Me To The Place Where There Is Knoledge. The Taxi Driver Told Him, "Sir Knowledge Is Not A Thing To Be Found. It Is Common Sense. Like If I Ask You That In My Family There Are Three Members. One Is My Wife, Anothere My Son And Who Is The Third One?" Sontu Started Thinking But Could Not Answer. Then The Taxi Driver Told Him That The Third One Was He Himself". Sontu Was Happy That He Had Learned Knowledge. He Returned Back. Then He Asked A Man The Same Question That The Taxi Driver Asked Him. The Man Told That It Was Him Then Sontu Told No. He Told That The Third One Was The Taxi Driver He Met In America.

What is a Sikh scuba diver called? Jal-A ndhar-Singh.
What is history of Punjab called? Sarson-Da-Saga.
What would Punjabi International Airlines be called? Kitthe Pacific.
What would Punjabi National Airlines be named? lithe Pacific.
What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh.
What do you call a Sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.
What is a Sindhi lawyer called? Case-wani.
What is a Sindhi lawyer chasing a case called? Purse- wani.
What is a communist Sindhi called? Lalwani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called? Thadani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th floor called? Marjani.
What do you call a very rich Malayalee? Million Iyer.

Santa: Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.

When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"
Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR."